Don’t worry Wolfram|Alpha, we all feel that way some days. Maybe someday soon you will learn how to express yourself correctly. And, then we can call you by your true identity…Skynet.
Jarts are amazingly fun to play with…
However, they are also apparently illegal.

Oh well…as long as I don’t get caught I won’t be in trouble right? Guess I will just have to keep my hobby a secret.
Ask Wolfram Alpha: Are You Self Aware?
I knew it was only a matter of time. Wolfram Alpha is the seed of our destruction, but at the same time, it’s pretty cool
Fuck You Tumblarity.
I have similar questions about Tumblarity.
I too have many questions as to what Tumblarity is and how it is calculated. I have a feeling this list nails it down pretty accurately.
“Sloths are like the pedophiles of the animal world.” (flyingkites.tumblr.com)
Ya, but they say the cutest things:






